Blabber Mouth Chronicles : 3. Do you believe me!!!

He laughed and said "Hope I didn't scare you. Can I sit here?", and he sat in front of me. What are you thinking? Say no, is all I could think. I was too stunned to speak. "Did you order something? Are you a vegetarian?". Why is he asking so many questions? Who is he? Is he a spy? Will he hurt me? and I started looking around. He won't dare there are a lot of people around. Does he have a gun? Doesn't seem so. I should stop watching too much detective stuff.

"Hello!! Yes you scared me. No you can't sit here. Yes, I ordered, for me. I am a vegetarian or not is none of your business. And you are creepy". He started laughing, rofl sorts. "Slow down. You really speak a lot. I am sorry we had a such a bad start. I am.. (lets call him "guy"). And you are?".  I told him my name. And then I pointed out what a cheesy pickup line he used. "Do you think thats a pickup line? a cheesy one?  Okk. I am sorry for saying that. Now, can I sit here?". Ok, I'll let him sit here. He is kind of  interesting. Never seen a guy this bold. And yes I am a bit crazy.

Our food arrived and we started eating. And he couldn't just stop talking (and he says I speak a lot :P). "Whats the rush? Enjoy the food, you are on a vacation, right? Are you always in such a hurry?" he said. I am not rushing, this is how I eat. "Have you seen the sanctuary here? Its such a nice place. And the botanical garden here has the rarest and most beautiful flowers. And you really should see the sunset here".  Thats it? He is a tourist guide? And I thought he liked me. 

"No. I haven't. I don't want to. I am here to just take rest, take a break, from life, especially from people." I replied rolling my eyes at him. And no I don't need a guide. "Oh come on. Lets just roam around". "I am not paying you" I said. And there, the annoying laugh, again. "I didn't realize I didn't give you my full introduction. I m not a guide. I am a photographer. Don't look at me like that, its more of a hobby and I don't take pics in marriages. I am not Pappu photographer :P ".

And so he ultimately convinced me to "roam around" with him. It was a nice day, whether forecast was for rains. I like rains. But I don't like strangers. Somehow this stranger is fascinating. "So, who are you running from?" he pulled me back from my slumber of thoughts. "No one. I don't run. I just had to face a moron. Why do such people always win anyways?". "Oh come on. Your boss is not that bad." Who is this person? How does he know that?


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Blabber Mouth Chronicles : 2. Leave it all behind!!!!

I woke up next day, not with puffy red eyes, just with a feeling of being lost. I didn't know what am I going to do, I didn't even want to find out. I am not exactly in financial crisis, I am (was) a highly paid professional with not much to spend on, no expensive hobby. Its more of a emotional one. The people, my colleagues, the one's I called my friends, I thought of them as my family, they left me. I tried calling each and everyone of them, no one picked up. All of them abandoned me when I needed them to fight for me. I never did anything wrong, I was a good employee, a loyal friend. But I just doesn't seem to get along with people. I just wanted to get away from all this, so I just packed my bags, took the first flight to "nowhere".

I always liked sea. Water always calms me down. What calms me down more is that they are working their life off their and I am enjoying the beach here. Wait!! Is it? I really need to stop thinking about them. Anyways I reached, went to my hotel and slept for the rest of the day. Boy! I am really depressed and you might have some anger suppressed :P

I started my next day deciding I won't think about anyone anymore. So I just switched my phone off. Bought another sim and called my parents, told them how happy I am, enjoying vacation with my friends. Then started off, just wanted to wander the streets, see the sea and meet James bond (Yeah, I have a damn active imagination). Thats when I spotted him... The guy giving away pamphlets of a restaurant. He had such delicious.. delicacies printed on those pamphlets :P . I went to had breakfast there, and thats where I spotted him.

He was weird, looking awkwardly here and there, like trying to find a place where he can sit but can't, The weird thing was that there were atleast 3-4 empty tables there. He chose the corner one as if he wants to hide from the world. He looked familiar somehow, but I couldn't place him. I laughed and took one of the tables; ordered breakfast and just started looking at the sea. After sometime I heard a voice. I looked back and saw that it was him. He was calling me, I really didn't get the name. He came to me and said you look like my dead wife.

Ewww.. I've never heard a worse pickup line. Boy!!! he really doesn't know how to talk to women. And what happened to me, out of all the guys I attracted this weirdo. Well atleast he is a handsome weird, I could do worse considering my Kismet these days.


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Blabber Mouth Chronicles : 1. Whats Happening!!!!

People never fail to baffle me. You think you know people and then they do something very unexpected. I was always taught to fight for my rights, never let anyone get to me. But then I was also taught, not to judge people. To think about their perspective, they might have a valid reason to do what they are doing.

Like people what baffles me a lot is fate. They say everything happens by God's will, that everything is fate. But if everything is fate, then whats the point of doing whatever we do, whats the point of life itself. And why would God hate me so much, I never hurt him, never even met him for that matter.

You must be thinking who this blabber mouth is. I am just a common, frustrated, average everyone you meet in life. My life is not exactly a big headline sort of success story, but then its also not awwwww!!!!! you poor thing sort of highly miserable, gut-wrenching story. Its just a story, of a blabber mouth who is trying to figure out what exactly is wrong with her life, and why is it miserable for no apparent reason.

If you are still here, oh you poor thing you really want a story :P . So lets start, I am.. lets call me just the blabber mouth. My problem is I just don't seem to get along with people. I used to have friends, the kind that I thought were good, caring, unconditionally loving and, well a lot of stuff like that. But today when I need them the most I got to know that it was either temporary or not unconditional. And here I am sitting with a letter in my hand. A letter that says I am fired!!!!!

Atleast there is one thing I was right about, my boss is pure evil and big idiot. He didn't call me and tell me that I am fired, or had the courtesy to tell me the reason, he just sent me an email, telling me I'll get my final payment within a month, and that I shouldn't bother to show my face to him. Oh no!!  thats just the evil part, he is an idiot because he couldn't write one email without spelling and grammatical mistakes. Well atleast I have something to laugh about in the whole tragedy. I might be a big puddle of mess, but my English is impeccable atleast.


Disclaimer: People!! its just a story.. I still have my job and its fine :P


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